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What to Do if you are Abducted by Aliens. Some not too Serious Suggestions.

What to Do if you are Abducted by Aliens. Some not too Serious Suggestions.

First make sure they really are aliens and not your mates messing with you. You’ll spot the differences because aliens are small and hairless while your mates are big and hairy – and smelling strongly of drink. Second, aliens need to examine your head, whereas your mates need their heads examined. Most abductees report that […]

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Time -Travelling Angels

Time -Travelling Angels

Do you believe in angels? I think more people do than don’t. I do, but not in the way they’re portrayed in old paintings, with wings on their backs. What is an angel? An angel, according to the Bible, is a messenger of God. They’re also God’s warriors and hit men. Any unpleasant task, like […]

Aliens and The Tour de France

Aliens and The Tour de France

When we think about the greys, is it not remarkable that they have no genitals? Or have they? Imagine we landed on a distant planet where the intelligent life was a bit less intelligent than us and about 4000 years behind us in development. Then we introduced them to a Tour de France cyclist in […]